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    March 05

    “经济适用型”Man

    某天看到网上写道的购买经济适用房的一些户口限制,心里顿时凉了一大截,心想我是无缘那类房子了,今天却又无意中看到一个全新的概念,“经济适用型”男人,看了后偷乐,哈哈哈,原来上帝为我开了一扇窗户呀,似乎“拥有”经济适用型的他还是可以实现的哦!
    “经济适用型”男人素描为:

      身高170cm左右,长相温和,皮肤略白,五官偏圆润,戴近视眼镜,发型传统——外型令人过目即忘。喜欢净色T恤和细格衬衫,穿休闲鞋,长年手提电脑包。已婚“经济适用型”男人的钱包里,通常放着老婆照片或老婆跟孩子合影。

      经济适用房VS“经济适用型”男人

      经济适用房:国家实行土地无偿划拨,减免大市政配套税费,面向广大中低收入家庭而建设、出售的住房。

      “经济适用型”男人:实行工资无偿上缴,减免女性对婚姻超标幻想,面向广大待嫁女青年而准备、单身的男人。

      经济适用住房的特点如下:

      性质:微利商品房,售价低

      产权:完全产权

      销售许可:经济适用住房销售证等五证

      销售对象:中低收入居民

      土地证:划拨国有土地使用权证

      建设规模:政府批准年度计划

      价格:政府限价

      建设标准:户型、面积、档次等接受政府指导,为普通标准住宅。

      规划设计:招投标。

      开发建设:招投标。

      工程质量:《建筑工程质量许可证》、《住宅质量保证书》、《住宅使用说明书》。

      物业管理:同普通商品房,偏低,保证基本服务。

      抵押贷款:可以。

      “经济适用型”男人特点如下:

      性质:微利投资,要求少

      产权:终身产权

      征婚许可:不吸烟、不喝酒、不关机、不赌钱、无红颜知己等至少五好证

    适合对象:文艺女青年

      荣誉证:好儿子、好员工,最具潜质好老公、好父亲。

      分布规模:教育类、IT行业、机械制造、技术类工程师等

      月薪:3000~10000

      实用标准:外形、品味、个性等接受另一半改造,为普通标准男人

      恋爱路线:随缘

      婚姻开发:相亲

      形象代言:沙和尚

      售后服务:同“奢侈品”男人,偏低,保证终身服务。

      首付能力:可以

     

     

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